"I heard you two nutless liberal a-wipes mention my name earlier, and when I hear my name three times, I appear like a Goomba Beetlejuice", Hader says, interrupting hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost with a fake FaceTime call. No summer comedy, new or returning, has debuted at better than a 1.5 demo rating in eight years, and the start of Weekend Update's summer primetime run suggests a summer comedy crowd is there for the taking. Jones made Jost kiss her flexed arm muscle, then said, "I just showed you what's going to happen to you when you go to jail, Colin".
"It's me, Anthony Scaramucci!".
"Everybody loves the Mooch", Hader as Scaramucci said with exaggerated hand gestures to match an exaggerated Italian accent. Who else is looking forward to the real Mooch's upcoming appearance on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday night? You got a little bump of me, I made you feel excited, and I was out of your system too quick. "And now that I'm gone you're all depressed, you're edgy and you're trying to figure out how to score some more Scara-mooch!"
After proclaiming "MOOCH!" several times and poorly clarifying his comments from that vulgar New Yorker exchange, Hader's Scaramucci played up the public's fascination with him. "Priebus is out, Spicer is out, Scaramucci barely got the tip in", Jost said. He was like Christmas in July.
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A resident of Nairobi's Kawangware slum said police fired tear gas at dozens of Odinga supporters throwing stones on Thursday. Commission chairman Wafula Chebukati has said a hacking attempt was made but it failed.
Glasses Capture Shooting of SC Police Officer
At least two of the rounds were fired as Smith lay on the ground, the release stated. "Dispatch, please send help", repeats Smith. The officer gave Orr one more final warning that he would be forced to use a Taser if he didn't comply with his demands.
Court: Medical marijuana transport case can advance
For one - companies that are registered to make and sell medical marijuana would be allowed to make more products. Officials hope some rule changes will improve program experience for patients, practitioners, and manufacturers.
"This could be the one thing that brings America closer to Donald Trump", Che remarked.
"SNL" showed Thursday night that it is indeed ready to mix it up with the leader of the free world.
According to the Huffington Post, Weekend Update: Summer Edition was created to "catch the stories SNL would otherwise miss during the show's seasonal hiatus".
"Weekend Update: Summer Edition" will air three more episodes this summer on Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET on NBC.